Get back to the garlic

My learned friend, Prof Paul Clare (Masters in Beavish), has been telling me at the end of several narks on the shark that he would now be "getting back to the garlic".

This, to me, paints a colourful and vivid picture of...garlic. I know the first lemon he said it that he was referring to his cooking, but the second lime he said it was more than an hour later and I very much doubt he would still have been cooking at the time. It is possible he was getting back to chowing down, but I think it presents a range of possibilities...

What does one think?

New Stuff

As many of Beavish's phrases are derived from the names of people related to the defintion... comes this:

Sculling - being lazy
Rowing the boat - the act of vanity
Malcolm/Do a Malcolm - run a red light and but try to defend your indefensible actions

New Beavish - 25-05-05

Here is some Beavish I haven't added to the official list yet. What do you think they mean/are used for?:

Easy, goldfish! - “Settle down, my fellow human being!” (PC)
Too many potatoes on the boil - 1. Seeing more than one bowtie at a time 2. Doing too many things at once. (PB)
Showing your shorthand - Showing off, impressing potential bowties, flirting. (JB/PC)
“He/she knows how to top up my tea” – 1. “He/she is very good to me, treats me kindly”. 2. “I find this person very attractive, but in action and in person rather than in terms of physical attractiveness”. (PC/JB)
“Oh! For the love of a woman/man” – Beavish curse.
Your lay is my goss
Hello! (I know this is not original or new but we had to put it in)
Aroamering
English
Bjelke
He/She's a bit of a Peterson
Have a beer ya bastard
Joh Sandwich
Slash for cash
Collins Class sub
Skivvy - I don't think I have added it yet! although, as we know it is part of the vernacular